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Hey there, and welcome to my site!  I'm Joel (aka Dogmeat T. Dingo) and this is a place of... well, of my stuff.  Toons, rants, reviews, art; whatever I feel like putting up.  Enjoy!

Media : The Ultimate Joker?
Media
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Posted by Dogmeat on Monday, May 04 @ 05:23:29 CDT

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So much for my resolution to write more, ah well.

Ok, so I’m writing this now because this is a beef I have with Heath Ledger and I want to get this out before the Oscars are over and we know wether or not he’s going to get one.   Well ok, it’s not so much about Ledger himself as it is the army of fanatics he has posthumously acquired.  In particular, the rabid fanatics of The Ultimate Joker.  This group was brought to my attention recently, and I’ve been meaning to make a post about it, but my usual laziness has got the better of me until now.

The Ultimate Joker, for those who don’t know (and I imagine it’s a lot of people), is a group of Batman, but much more strongly Heath Ledger fans, who believe that Heath’s performance in The Dark Knight was the absolute best Joker ever, and as a result the character should be removed from any future movies.

Now, do I think Heath Ledger was the best Joker performance ever?   I guess he did take it to an interesting place, and gave what I would describe as a stunning performance.   But do I think that his performance is worthy of having the character scrubbed from every new Batman movie ever?  Of course not!

Even if his performance WAS the best ever (an assertation that is purely subjective, there are plenty of people who think other Jokers were superior), how does that justify removing a character forever from a franchise?  Ledger’s performance may have been an awesome one, but he doesn’t in any way “own” the character, he’s not the original comic book writer who invented him.   And if I were that writer I would be pretty miffed that somebody is trying to strangle my intellectual property and ban it from any future publication in a major form of media, because they think an actor’s interpretation of it was somehow superior to any other actor.

Not to mention the fact that it could also restrict the role from someone who might do an equal if not (gasp!) better performance than Ledger.  Sure, his performance was good, but it was in my opinion the highlight of an acting career that  I can only describe as adequate at best.  Heath Ledger made few to no big splashes on the silver screen, he did his roles adequately and in a few occasions went as far as making a few terrible movies bearable with well handled character roles (see A Knights Tale for a good example of that).   But really, he never revolutionized anything, he was a role filler, a name for the credits for that ho-hum character nobody really cared about because there were actors of a better calibre in the same film (a la The Patriot).

I do support the idea of Heath getting the Oscar, not because I think his acting in The Dark Knight puts him in the highest tier of actors but rather because the Oscars are an utter joke of an award that is overrated and really doesn’t mean anything other than  the fact that the recipient was able to marshal enough lobbyists or media exposure to get one.  Seriously, if Russel Crowe got one for his wooden and ultimately mediocre performance in Gladiator I really don’t see why anybody takes them seriously anymore.  So sure, give him an Oscar, or don’t give him one, I really don’t care.  He’s already picked up award after pointless award from all sorts of places, and if the fans really think the fact that this particular hunk of metal is more important than the other hunks of metal because it’s awarded by the biggest bunch of commercialistic opportunists there is, then by all means add it to his mantlepiece of utter irrelevance where he will be able to forever enjoy not looking at it.  You know, because he’s dead.

So no, I don’t think the Joker should be scrubbed from future Batman movies just because an average actor made it the high point of his tragically short, but nevertheless average career.  Certainly he (and the Jokers before him) have set a standard, raised the bar if you will, to ensure that the role will always have an expectation for excellent acting, and producers will go out of their way to ensure that level of quality is maintained or face a barrage of scorn from reviewers.  And for that I think Heath, and look forward to the many Jokers in the future that he has contributed to keeping to the high standard the character deserves.


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Politics : Pension Pain
Politics
Reads: 38
Posted by Dogmeat on Monday, May 04 @ 05:22:02 CDT

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And I finally post! Yay! Not that you’ll notice, you 99% of people who are probably reading this through my archives and will move seamlessly between posts as if I wrote everything together…

Something has been getting on my nerves over the last couple of weeks, and that’s pensioners.  Not ACTUAL pensioners mind you, I have pepole in my own family who are on it and I certainly don’t want to suggest that I have a problem with them. I rather like elderly people for the most part, they’re generally curteous and wise and all-round decent people.  Except John McCain.  Never John McCain…

No, my issue is, as are most issues I have, with the media.  Seriously, you’d think I would engage a few neurons every now and then and actually turn the TV/Radio/Internet off every once and a while if it gets on my nerves so much, but noooo.  I just have to go on being insulted and indignantly blog about it on my totally unregarded website.  Ho hum.

So it seems almost every  morning, as I get up to have breakfast and listen to the morning shows before heading off to work, we have been verbally assaulted with the freshest load of manufactured scandal fresh from the Liberal party oven, which right now appears to be the proposed thirty dollar per week payrise for pensioners, and the Rudd government’s apparent refusal to help.   Oh my!  Won’t somebody get out the fucking violins and play a sad tune!  Oh right, the Libs have already done that.  Over and over and over again.   In fact, this bemoaning has actually made allies out of groups such as the Democrats and the Greens, normally polar opposites of the anti-liberal Liberals.  It seems everybody is swept up in this seemingly pro-pensioner ferver and it’s that mean old Kevin swatting the elderly with a rolled up newspaper made of poverty and pennypinching, right?

I’m going to ask you, dear reader, a very important question.  Think about this question because it’s a very relevant question and one that would be asked of the Liberals in anything resembling fair and balanced journalism.  Not that we have anything like that with our Liberal (party) media.  My question is thus:

Where, in the name of the Flying Fucking Spaghetti Monster on an Invisible Pink Unicorn, was the outcry from these numbnuts about the plight of the elderly during the Howard government?  This has been a major problem since before they even got started fucking over the little guy, but where were they on this issue when they were in power and actually had the ability to implement something like this?  All they did for the elderly during their reign in office was hand out one-off payments during election time, to literally bribe old people into voting for them.  So where were they?  Why didn’t they do anyting?

I’ll tell you why.  Because it’s a shitheadded policy that, despite its surface-level compassion, basically involves taking three billion dollars a year that would be otherwise used for things like education or healthcare, and flushing it down the hyper-inflationary toilet.  The bill is nothing but a stunt, a cheap way to slander the reputation of your opponent who must avoid such acts of fiscal irresponsibility, while making yourself appear as a knight in shining armour, conveniently covering up that villain’s frock you’ve been wearing for the past decade.

Now let’s back up a bit so I can remind people that again, I have no beef with the elderly, I know they are suffering and I want to help just as much.  But there are FAR better ways to deal with income stress than tossing a marginal amount of spending money to them and expecting it to not be absorbed by the economy within months.   What’s the point of an extra thirty bucks a week if the real estate agent jacks up the rent another twenty next year? All you’re essentially doing is flooding the market with extra spending money, thus devaluing the currency, thus causing inflation to rise.  It’s pretty simple.

If you want to help the elderly in a way that will actually work, you need to look at why they’re hurting in the first place.   Where is the pension money actually going?  What expenses are involved?  What hass the biggest impact on their wallets?  The answer is simpler than you think.

We live in a country where a single aged pensioner is given $281.05 per week, and with many of these people they are forced to live in rental accommodation that costs around the $200/week mark.  That leaves about eighty dollars for them to spread as best as possible over food, bills, transport, medication… the list just goes on.  And yet this is ALSO a country where rich contractors earning thousands of dollars a week brag on the radio about living in government housing commission for almost a third of the rent, next to nothing compared to what the pensioners have to fork out.  Call me economically unsound if you must, but wouldn’t providing housing commission for pensioners free up a LOT more money for them than a token injection of thirty dollars a week?  Wouldn’t it be great if they could get an extra hundred and twenty, and not a dollar of it artifically injected in a way that unbalances other welfare systems along with the inflation rate?

There was one incident on the Today show last week where an analyst said that it’s easy for the Liberals to argue for something like a pension injection while they were in opposition, words of common sense that frankly caught me off-guard on this daily program of conservatism worship; and sadly it was indeed short lived as the host’s rather irate response caused the analyst to backpaddle faster than a dog being carried downstream towards a hydroelectric turbine.  But the fact that the analyst said it in the first place just goes to confirm further the fact that what we think of as a feelgood bill isn’t always the fiscally responsible way to solve a problem.  And when it comes to the elderly, I think we can all agree that this is not a problem we want to approached half-assed.


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Rants : Test for Alternate Site
Rants
Reads: 63
Posted by Dogmeat on Monday, May 04 @ 05:20:25 CDT

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Considering Dogmeat can’t be bother to touch his own… website, I, Lumiel Alter, am taking over for the moment, as I use his web tools to further my plans of total internet domination. One day, blogs will be reserved for only those who have at least a Bacelor in Literature and Fine Arts, Youtube videos for artists only as well, and the punishment for leetspeak under any circumstance will be punished with death by a thousand dictionaries. Same goes for any use of the word “noob” or its variations.


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Politics : Family Friendly, or Undue Censorship?
Politics
Reads: 35
Posted by Dogmeat on Monday, May 04 @ 05:18:27 CDT

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29 JANUARY, 2008

Recently there has been some controversy over the Electronic Software Association’s decision to follow in the paths of many industries, and begin lobbying in the US for politicians who support bills they agree with. In this case we’re talking about video games, yes those little bundles of fun that so many of us use to unwind and relax after a hard day at work, or on a long weekend, or whatever your pleasure.
Several dubious sounding groups such as Focus on the Family and Concerned Women for America have jumped on the ESA, decrying their entry into politics as immoral, and stating that those who take money from them will be “working against families”, because supporting the freedom of software developers to make content the consumer base wants is apparently the equivalent of shutting down an orphanage and then kicking a puppy on the way out, just for the fun of it. WON’T SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE PUPPIES?!

You know, if there’s one thing that invariably sets of my bullshit detector, it’s when a group of “concerned parents” start pushing an agenda because they are oh-so-worried that politicians are forgetting about those precious “family values”. Is it just me, or has the phrase “family values” never actually been used to depict anything that remotely had anything to do with supporting families? Rather, it seems to be nothing other than a pleasant sounding catch phrase to mask homophobic, pro-censorship, anti-progressive right wing bigotry? The pharase seems to serve no purpose other than jargon they can shoehorn any agenda into and then decry all opponents as unpatriotic.

In fact, I’m going to go right ahead and tell you exactly what I think they’re hiding in this instance.

Focus on the Family and other such organizations have no interest whatsoever in the wellbeing of the average family unit. If they did they wouldn’t have a problem with video games at all since they would, y’know, encourage people to read the blatantly obvious ratings on the box of a game before buying it and plonking their ten year old kid in front of it unsupervised for four hours.

These groups don’t want to protect families, they want to absolve parents of all responsibility when it comes to raising their children. They want to find scapegoats for their own bad parenting and make sure the blame gets placed squarely on every other aspect of society before anyone even thinks of questioning them. Because God forbid anyone should ever have to take the blame for their son acting like a brat, oh no! It’s that evil video gaming industry and their subversive hypnotic games that teach kids to be violent. And now the ESA boogeyman is headed for Capitol Hill! Everyone run for it!

Hey, here’s an idea! How about instead of trying to ban video games that we responsible adults use for entertainment, you take all that time and energy you’re expending and, you know, actually raise your kids? Put that video game console somewhere you can keep a good watch on whoever is playing it, check the clearly marked ratings on games before you buy them, and generally don’t expect them to babysit your children for you. I grew up with video games and I turned out fine, the consoles and PC that I played on were kept in the living room and my parents checked what I was playing to see if it was acceptible by their own standards.

I know it’s a daunting task, but it’s high time parents stopped being concerned and started actually being parents.


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